The Sometimes Cafe is now: OPEN.
It has been opened a total of NaN times.
(Currently, the database is correctly storing the total open count on a randomly set timer [between 10-30 min].)
Note: none of these values are properly stored server-side. They are just here for display; refreshing the page sets them to 0.
This website is a proof of concept for an idea I had for a site that is sometimes available and sometimes not.
No, I don't know what that means yet. Yes, almost everything is completely broken.
You can view the source code here.