Sometimes Cafe

by unoptimal

Last updated: 3/13/23

The Sometimes Cafe is now: OPEN.

It has been opened a total of NaN times.

(Currently, the database is correctly storing the total open count on a randomly set timer [between 10-30 min].)

More Stats

Note: none of these values are properly stored server-side. They are just here for display; refreshing the page sets them to 0.

  • The next switch will occur in 12 minutes and 13 seconds.
    • Note: this value is almost certainly incorrect.
  • Current open duration: 00:00:00
  • Total open duration: 00:00:00
  • Current closed duration: 00:00:00
  • Total closed duration: 00:00:00
  • Opening and closing timestamps: [WIP]


This website is a proof of concept for an idea I had for a site that is sometimes available and sometimes not.

No, I don't know what that means yet. Yes, almost everything is completely broken.

You can view the source code here.